My Brain’s Exploding

No reviews today because coding kept me occupied way longer than I had expected, and then my mother called for tech support… So yeah. Time was swallowed up. It’s probably for the better anyway because my music palate was more or less shat upon when, on my bike-ride home, I was exposed to the somewhat-less-than-dulcet tones of gospel rap wafting out of “Teenfest” a few blocks from my house.

Longest red light ever.

It took an immediate infusion of beer to keep me from bringing harm to myself. I respect the mission of the Teenfest organizers and the way they are targeting their demographic, however I am a firm believer that when God instructed man to make a joyful noise he did not consider rap to be the vehicle of that joy. If you must use it for preaching then please be my guest, but do so in a more insulated environment… Say one of the various churches surrounding the park. Blaring it all over creation not only raises the probability of inducing seizures in some individuals, but also is likely to cause stunted growth and early mortality in flora across the park.